1. stankd:

    Cats Don’t Dance (1997)

  2. housewifeswag:

    babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

    mr-cappadocia:

    So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

    She doesn’t stop.

    She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

    Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

    Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

    He was summarily arrested.

    There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

    When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

    What did she get charged with?

    Simple assault. I shit you not.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

    I’m going to throw up now.

    this is disgusting.

  3. nevvzealand:

    happy birthday someone

  4. that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

    that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

    classysassyrepublican:

    Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

    reblogging bc this seems really useful

  5. markoruffalo:

    people who think steve rogers is a boring character probably didn’t watch the same movies

  6. frillious:

trekkiebeth:

The Plant of Talking | photo by trekkiebeth

im sure there’s context here but knowing this band it will still make no sense

    frillious:

    trekkiebeth:

    The Plant of Talking | photo by trekkiebeth

    im sure there’s context here but knowing this band it will still make no sense

  7. lexiwestiiee:

    gayreyna:

    my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

    *mic drop*

  8. I was looking through my drawer and found a pair of tan shorts. Then all of a sudden I remembered that I had a white t-shirt and a green jacket, and it made me realize that I could cosplay as Jake English from Homestuck.

    And no one could stop me.

    .

    Except I have a sword and not guns…

  9. quorgi:

    thewalkingassbutt:

    Amandla Stenberg as Clementine

    Idris Elba as Lee Everett

    yES PLEASE.

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